“Hark at her! Just your right hand. My right hand, more like. God, Cam, I’ve never been so scared in all my life.”
out of touch thursday
"average necromancer had traumatic childhood" factoid actually just statistical error. Average necromancer had decent childhood. Harrowhark Nonagesimus, who grew up in cave and is made up of 200 dead children, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!
Lol when a 14 year old tries to tell off a 39 year old, gotta laugh.
Let’s just say meeting a real life Anti is an experience.
Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life?
Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*
So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like
“Is there a problem?”
And she just says
“Are you a fucking Reylo?”
And I’m like
“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual
Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.
I just turned around and said
“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”
Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…
And then he Mum finished with the classic line…
“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”
So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…
It was a great start to the day.
FUCKING LEGENDARY
I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE
IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA
Her Mum just bought me a Nutella Banana crepe for breakfast to apologise!
I take it back, this is the most amazing thread I’ve ever seen.
Oh my God!!!! That is the most glorious Reylo BAMF!!! moments ever!!!! And I just love the irony!!! A bratty, rude little teen anti completely put in her place by her Reylo mother.
This is the best thing
I need to reblog this again because it clears my skin and waters my crops bless you
Best. Thing. Ever.
This has to be the most relevant reylo post of all time. It’s the most horrific real life representation of our Internet experience of being a Reylo for the last 2 years!
I have to admit I’m a little worried as her Mum not long ago brought her back to apologise again…an hour after the market closed. Now the first time yeah, she should have gotten told off…but I’m kinda feeling like her Mum hasn’t dropped it all day. I just told her Mum it’s done and dusted and was a bit of a joke and to drop it…hopefully I’ll see her next weekend and check she’s ok. I mean there’s telling your kid off and…this :(
this post gave me depression and fibromyalgia
im kin w this post
TW: SEXUAL ABUSE
Cleo (@/cle0h on twt) came out about the sexual abuse, gas lighting, and manipulation she faced in her past relationship with Jay “Sinatraa” Won. Her document contains explanations, screenshots, and an audio recording that all seem to be pretty damning evidence against him. If you choose to take his side or discredit her accusations in any way, please unfollow or block me. I want nothing to do with you.
The tweet
The document
guys will eat a burger & be like “oh my god oh my god *giggles* it’s so good. oh my god *giggles* *hides behind burger*”